HollywoodPkr VAMPits - Dude Wipes
Rock
Arizona, U.S.
Overall Impression: From its title, it's instantly clear that "Dude Wipes" is going to be an experience, and HollywoodPkr VAMPits have unleashed a bombastic, high-energy, hard-rock anthem built around one simple, yet revolutionary, product: Dude Wipes. If you’ve ever wanted to feel like a stadium rock legend while tackling life’s most awkward moments, this track is most definitely for you. “Dude Wipes” by HollywoodPkr VAMPits is a ludicrously fun anthem that combines the joy of hard rock with the absurdity of bathroom humor. The song's anthemic, larger-than-life sound, complete with crunchy riffs, soaring vocals, and electrifying guitar solos, hits all the right notes. At its core, it’s a celebration of rock's raw power and humor, unapologetically embracing the silly side of life.
Strongest Point(s): The lyrics are pure comedic gold—imagine if AC/DC decided to write a song for the bathroom aisle at your local supermarket. The wacky, irreverent nature of the lyrics is what makes this song. From the first line, "Crank the amp, let’s make it loud, / Your savior's comin’, gonna clean the crowd!" the song has you smirking. The playful absurdity of lines like, “No more scratchin’, no more fight, / Dude Wipes here, savin’ the night” and “Flushable power, fresh as can be, / Menthol kick, set your backside free!” transforms what would be a typical rock anthem into a hilarious, larger-than-life commercial for personal hygiene. It’s as if they took the bravado of rock and rolled it in something a little less glamorous but undeniably necessary. What’s refreshing is the unashamed confidence with which the music carries the ridiculousness of the lyrics. HollywoodPkr VAMPits are clearly having fun, and they invite you to have fun with them. The pre-chorus and chorus are undeniably catchy, giving the audience plenty of room to shout along with, “Dude Wipes, Dude Wipes, Dude Wipes!” It’s a cheeky, over-the-top celebration of bathroom freedom that captures the heart of rock’s rebellious spirit.
Target Audience Appeal: This is definitely a tune for the hard rockers who like a general dose of humor in their music.
Artist target suggestions: Alter Bridge, Halestorm, Airbourne, Nickelback, Skillet, Shinedown, Theory of a Deadman, The Pretty Reckless, Bad Wolves, Von Hertzen Brothers
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About the Reviewer:
Andre is a freelance session guitarist, composer, and sound engineer based in the U.K. Having studied music production and composition at a degree level, he has taken his passion for all things audio-related to a level that has allowed him to become both a competent musician and performer. Being a self-confessed "Guitar Nerd" Andre has been continually studying the guitar as well as teaching it, helping students learn the instrument, develop their songwriting, and become proficient in home recording.